nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via funnytextposts)

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Truman Capote (via kushandwizdom)

You call yourself a free spirit, a “wild thing,” and you’re terrified somebody’s gonna stick you in a cage. Well baby, you’re already in that cage. You built it yourself. And it’s not bounded in the west by Tulip, Texas, or in the east by Somali-land. It’s wherever you go. Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
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Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.
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leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

(via ruesturkeylegs)

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via laugh-addict)

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Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
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Edward Abbey (via kushandwizdom)

Grown men do not need leaders.
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